AP story: “Two weeks after a devastating revelation sent her husband into political exile, Elizabeth Edwards isn’t getting the steady sympathy usually afforded to a woman scorned. Instead, she’s faced criticism from dedicated Democrats who think she was too willing to keep the affair a secret to help John Edwards’ political ambitions, as well as […]

The Obamas tag team bashing of America. OBAMA: They get bitter. They cling to guns or religion or antipathy towards people who aren’t like them. MICHELLE OBAMA: Barack knows there’s a hole in our soul. OBAMA: I know my country has not perfected itself. MICHELLE OBAMA: It’s easier to hold onto your own stereotypes and […]

My friends, it has come to my attention that America’s children are facing a crisis that threatens the very foundation of their being. Apparently, when Congress provided the stimulus checks for you, they forgot to add enough money to cover “back-to-school” expenses. With gas prices still high, and the Democrats on vacation, the effects of […]

Did you people hear about this? The Obama campaign, as you know, is all upset about the Paris Hilton and Britney Spears ad. It’s racist for having “phallic symbols” — the Victory Column and the Washington Monument — in there. They say these are women who are known to be scantily clad at times (but […]

Last week, John McCain attacked the Bush Administration for wasteful spending, while Obama blamed Bush and Wall Street for economic conditions overall. Both these candidates promised vast improvement if elected. McCain’s version included giving himself some wiggle room on his commitment not to raise taxes. Obama, hopeless as ever, merely offered to change course with […]