Nancy Pelosi today in Waltham, Massachusetts, talking about a Clinton-Obama or Obama-Clinton ticket.

PELOSI: I think that the Clinton administration has fairly ruled that out by proclaiming that Senator McCain would be a better commander-in-chief than Obama. I think that ticket, either way, is impossible.

And that’s the 3 a.m. telephone ad that she’s talking about. So Pelosi is saying, “I think that ticket, either way, is impossible.”

So, per Pelosi… No dream ticket.

That leaves us with a divided Democrat Party.

Hell, looks like the party is just beginning. Turn the music up and hit the free bar, we’re gonna be here a while. < Can’t stop grinning! >

Governor Spitzer, do you really want to stay in office?

Ok… try this.

To hang in there…

Reiterate that this is a private family matter; doesn’t affect how you do your job.

Pledge to work harder than ever!

Blame the sex-starved prosecutors; accuse them of using Bush’s illegal spying program to catch you.

Charge them with abuse of power for leaking the identity of “Superdelegate Number 9.”

Next, send your surrogates out with these messages: “Everybody does it.” “Sex with a prostitute isn’t really sex — it’s just a transaction.”

And then send out your wife to claim that it’s a vast right-wing conspiracy.

In the end — at least among liberals — you could end up a hero!

Meet the Press, Tim Russert says, “Senator Daschle, would Senator Obama be willing to be vice president?”

DASCHLE: Well, Tim, it’s really a rare occurrence, maybe the first time in history that the person who’s running number two would offer the person who’s running number one the number two position. What Barack has said is that’s way premature. He doesn’t have any interest in being vice president. Look, Hillary Clinton was a great first lady. But it would be hard for me to draw some degree of connection between being a first lady and having experience to be the commander-in-chief. I don’t think anyone can look at her experience as first lady and say for some reason that qualifies her to run for president of the United States.

Whoa! Now you’ve got Tom Daschle, the Senate majority leader for a period of time when Hillary was in the Senate saying her experience as first lady counts for diddly-squat when it comes to being commander-in-chief! Then this business of “First time, Tim, in history I can remember a number two offering the person who is running number one the number two position.”

Tom, it’s the Clintons. You know them. It was fine and dandy when they were screwing Republicans and Conservatives, but now that they’re trying to toy around with you guys, why, this is just horrible.

And those of us, the screwees of the nineties — we love this.

Can’t stop laughing about this…

Well, Barack Hussein Obama’s foreign policy advisor, Samantha Power, has stepped down. She was fired after telling a reporter — “off the record” — that Hillary Clinton was a “monster” who would stop at nothing to win the nomination. She also indicated that if elected, Obama would not order an immediate withdrawal from Iraq, despite his campaign stance.

— <Hussein’s Iraq position> Normal stance for liberal Democrats – Wave the white flag – the War is LOST, and who cares about the disaster that would result, after we leave… <sigh>

Meanwhile, Hillary spokesman Howard Wolfson compared Obama to Ken Starr, the independent “sex-starved” prosecutor who investigated the Clintons in the ’90s. Howard Wolfson did not resign; Mrs. Clinton has not disavowed the remarks. The Ken Starr insult came in response to Barack’s demand that Hillary release her tax returns.

Former Senator Bill Bradley — Democrat, New Jersey — has jumped into the mix, too. He’s demanding the Clintons release financial documents, including the donors to the Clinton Presidential Library.

Bill Bradley wants to know if “there are favors attached” to contributions. “And what do I mean by favors,” he said, “I mean, pardons that are granted; investigations that are squelched; contracts that are awarded; regulations that are delayed.” Senator Bradley also accused the Clintons of “lying” to win the nomination. He said: “The bigger the lie, the better chance they think they’ve got.”

This is great to watch… Democrats acting worse than 5 year olds. But, then again, name calling is about all they have left, and the only thing they know.

“Mr. Spitzer gained national attention when he served as attorney general with his relentless pursuit of Wall Street wrongdoing. As attorney general, he also had prosecuted at least two prostitution rings as head of the state’s organized crime task force. In one such case in 2004, Mr. Spitzer spoke with revulsion and anger after announcing the arrest of 16 people for operating a high-end prostitution ring out of Staten Island. ‘This was a sophisticated and lucrative operation with a multi-tiered management structure,’ Mr. Spitzer said at the time. ‘It was, however, nothing more than a prostitution ring.”

What’s the big deal here about Spitzer and a prostitution ring? It’s not like he was tapping his toe in a men’s room or anything. For crying out loud, I mean we gotta keep a sense of proportion about this.

This is a personal matter! It’s about sex. It’s a personal matter, and it has nothing to do with the way he’s governed.Do you think prostitution rings had any impact on his driver’s licenses for illegals program in New York?

It’s a private matter. It’s personal matter. None of our business. Everybody does it. He’s not tapping his toe in the bathroom, for crying out loud, in the airport. So what the hell?

Hillary can help here.

Mrs. Clinton can be of major assistance here, got lots of experience. She does…

She could go after the prostitutes for charging too much money, seducing men for a profit, suggesting that Spitzer was just doing the right thing trying to take their profits like a good liberal Democrat would. Hillary can then advise Spitzer’s wife how to play this. In this case, she’s got experience on how to handle something like this. She’s invaluable. She also can give him heads-up advice on going after these sex-crazed prosecutors, so forth and so on.

By the time it’s all over, Spitzer could be the VP now. You never know.

We’ll just have to wait and see…

Side note: Why the didn’t he resign today? Oh, yes, that’s right. He’s a Democrat. When you have no morals, how can you be immoral?